do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
11:43 am • 16 May 2013 • 33,921 notes
i had a book when i was a kid where u could write ur own knock knock jokes and im still laughing at it
8:49 pm • 15 May 2013 • 51,462 notes
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
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9:21 pm • 13 May 2013 • 119,366 notes
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
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6:06 pm • 13 May 2013 • 158,109 notes